The short story:
A mutual friend introduced us.
The real story:
Victoria developed a crush on her roommate's friend Will who lived on the first floor of her apartment building at Virginia Tech, and so in normal girl fashion she thoroughly stalked him on facebook and found that Will had this really cute guy in all of his photos named Damien Bartholomew. Well it wasn't too long after that that after Victoria had pestered Will enough, he told her he had no interest in girls. This , in some bizarre fashion, madeVictoria extremely relieved and happy and then she set her sights on his friend Damien, who she found out was taking Will's place in the apartment on the first floor. The first time they met face to face was when Will asked Victoria to come to the store with he and his friends to buy them some "beverages" from 7-11. It wasn't long after that the two ended up at several get-togethers with mutual friends and Victoria made it clear that she had no interest in being just Damien's friend.
Damien was born in RAF Lakenheath, England to two parents in the Airforce , which essentially makes him both wordly and unable to give blood since birth. You can find him scaling boulders, snuggling with Zoe "the Angel Puppy" Potato, complaining about mowing the grass, eating "Wist sized" portions of ice cream, scraping his knee, planning elaborate and long term workouts, Drinking thai iced teas and iced mochas, driving around his truck discussing the philosophy of "If you can't dodge it, ram it", and hiding his keys in various locations around the house.
Victoria was born in Silver Spring, Maryland with hair on her shoulders, a cone head and a crooked foot, and her mother declared " well at least we never have to worry about boys". She is often found creeping around old houses, being surrounded by excessive amounts of cats, buying side tables and other unusable and excessive furniture, complaining about children, pulling her shoes out of the dog's mouth, lint rolling all of her clothes, talking to her mom on the phone an inordinate amount of times per day, and eating an obnoxious amount of fake meat.